A pair of thieves is believed responsible for stealing hundreds of dollars worth of dried bull penises from pet stores north of the border.
Pet Zone in Newfoundland, Canada, posted a photo of a suspected crime duo they believe robbed two of their stores of those doggy delicacies, which are known as “Pizzles."
“Thieves get away with Hundreds of dollars worth of Bull Penises!!” Pet Zone posted on Facebook Saturday. “Do you know these people?”
Security video captured a man with neck tattoos and a grey hoodie seeming to steal the pet treats with a female suspect who changed clothes between heists. She appears to have a tattooed head.
“We have video surveillance of them grabbing as many penises as they can and taking off!” the store claimed.
Pet Zone also charged that witnesses at another area pet store spotted the schlong-swiping couple in their establishment and suspects they were up to no good. Store workers are encouraging anyone with information leading to the pair to contact Canadian police and let the penal system run its course.