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Jets lineman's fiancée takes issue with Cordarrelle Patterson grabbing her man's junk


Under no circumstances should you touch the crown jewels.

A fifth-consecutive loss is tough enough to take, but imagine the long-term damage that Henry Anderson could have suffered after an agitated Cordarrelle Patterson grabbed Anderson’s private parts in a scrum early in the fourth quarter of the Jets loss to the Patriots on Sunday.

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“The man was all in my face, trying to put his s–t in my face,” Patterson told reporters after the game. “I tried to move him out of there…. I’m a grown man. I don’t need anybody’s ass and d– and balls in my face, man.”

Anderson’s fiancée, Saryn Rorie, posted a video on the crotch-grabbing incident on Twitter with poignant message: “Ummmm Henry is mine.”

It’s a miracle that Anderson said he didn’t feel any pain in the moment.

There’s your silver lining to another loss right there, folks. The man escaped serious harm.