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March 21, 2019

A 79-year-old man called cops on hookers after being disappointed by their performance

January 11, 2019
(File photo) An Ohio man who’s a birthday short of being an octogenarian called suburban Cleveland police 3 to complain he’d been “robbed” by two prostitutes who didn’t give him his money’s worth. (FernandoQuevedo / Getty Images/iStockphoto)

An Ohio man who’s a birthday short of being an octogenarian called suburban Cleveland police to complain he’d been “robbed” by two prostitutes who didn’t give him his money’s worth, according to documents unearthed by The Smoking Gun.

William Batts, 79, called cops on Jan. 3 claiming he’d been robbed of $500 by two black women he’d met through friends. Police claim the the man knew the “heavyset” woman as Keisha, but did not know the other person’s name.

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The alleged perps had reportedly fled the premises two minutes before police, having taken “all the money from his wallet,” according to Batts.

After canvassing the area and speaking with Batts more, responding officers concluded no crime had been committed against him.

“(Batts) solicitated (sic) the females to perform sexual services,” according to the police report. “Females did perform some services and (Batts) was not satisfied with the sexual services and he wanted to report this incident as a robbery.”

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